Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the…
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put
'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my
pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of
them?"
The first guy says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both
of them!"
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I
say "I am
beautiful," which tense is it?
Student: Obviously it is the past tense.